And the angel said to them, “Fear not, for behold, I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord. And this will be a sign for you: you will find a baby wrapped in swaddling cloths and lying in a Radio Flyer, while Mary His Mother, rides a tricycle beside him.”
Kids are weird.
Here's the whole living room mantel, fully dressed with stockings and ready for Santa Claus: